WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with the toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why, I've not been told.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was a historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were totally justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Captain James T Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
I have just released Chicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook--AND Internet Explorer is an integral part of the chicken.
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
George W. Bush
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
Drat! I missed one?
To change the station.
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