WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Pat Buchanan
To steal a job from a decent,
hardworking American.
Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the
rain.
Martin Luther King Jr.
I envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called
into question.
Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with the toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why,
I've not been told.
Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and that
was good enough for us.
Aristotle
It is the nature of chickens to cross
the road.
Karl Marx
It was a historical
inevitability.
Saddam Hussain
This was an unprovoked act of
rebellion and we were totally justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
it.
Captain James T Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.
Fox Muldur
You saw it cross the road with your own
eyes. How many chickens have to cross the road before you believe
it?
Bill Gates
I have just released Chicken 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents and balance your checkbook--AND Internet Explorer is an integral part
of the chicken.
Bill Clinton
I did not cross the road with THAT
chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken,
please?
George W. Bush
I don't think I should have to
answer that question.
Colonel Sanders
Drat! I missed one?
Mike Bailey
To change the station.